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You just got to know how to do it - Hedgehog - 02-03-2007 >>HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE. >> >>George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his >>wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she >>could see from the bedroom window. >> >>George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there >>were people in the shed stealing things. >> >>He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said >>"no" >> Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply >>lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, > "Okay," >>hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. >> >>"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people >>in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've >>just shot them all." Then he hung up. >> >>Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an >>ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars >>red-handed. >> >>One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd >>shot them!" >> >>George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" >> >>(True Story) I LOVE IT RE: You just got to know how to do it - Kelen - 02-04-2007 I actually think this is an urban myth as I've heard exactly the same story 3 times from different places in the UK. Could be true and just the location gets changed. RE: You just got to know how to do it - Cpt Courageous - 02-04-2007 Couldn't be the UK. Who has guns over there? RE: You just got to know how to do it - Copper - 02-04-2007 Ive got a spud gun.... LOL RE: You just got to know how to do it - Hedgehog - 02-04-2007 There are few guns turning up here and there, but not like you guys they seem to grow on trees in the US. Age is Wisdom RE: You just got to know how to do it - Fubar - 02-04-2007 I've got a hand grenade...does that count? 
RE: You just got to know how to do it - Hedgehog - 02-04-2007 Where did you get that Spud gun from Bootie haven't seen one of those for ages Age is Wisdom RE: You just got to know how to do it - Copper - 02-04-2007 http://www.amazon.co.uk/Toyday-Spud-Gun/dp/B000H6W726 Although I have seen this..... the spudzooka... LMAO http://www.spudgun.com/home.htm RE: You just got to know how to do it - Nort - 02-04-2007 mTk gave me a potato masher for Christmas. Does that count? RE: You just got to know how to do it - Hedgehog - 02-04-2007 Thanks for web site Bootie...Must put that on My Xmas list LOL |
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