PoorOldSpike Wrote:Whatever website I take over, my powers would be total and absolute, you all gotta get your minds right, there'll be no failure to communicate..

Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box.

These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box.

You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any fighting in the building spends a night in the box.

First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends a night in the box.

There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed spends a night in the box.

You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box.

No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box.

Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box.

Any man loud talking spends a night in the box.

You got questions, you come to me. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in the box ..

The Coil Wrote:How would clickies work under your dictatorship?