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Weekend Humour - Hedgehog - 06-30-2006 Intelligent Women >>> >>> One morning, while on a relaxing vacation, the husband returns after >>> several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not >>> familiar >>> with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a >>> short distance, anchors, and reads her book. >>> >>> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman >>> and >>> says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" >>> >>> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") >>> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. >>> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." >>> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at >>> any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." >>> >>> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the >>> woman. >>> >>> "But I haven't even touched y ou," says the game warden. >>> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could >>> start at any moment." >>> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left. >>> >>> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also >>> think.