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Geography Lesson - Hedgehog - 08-20-2006 "Geography Of A Woman" Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40,a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now unpatrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. "Geography Of A Man" Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq --- ruled by a dick