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Weekend Humour (Off Topic) - Hedgehog - 10-06-2006 >> Bottle Of Wine >> For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were >> married, wish you weren't married, or glad you never married, this is >> something to smile about the next time you open a bottle of wine: >> >> >> >> >> >> Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern >> Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the >> road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and >> asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. >> >> >> >> >> >> With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming >> the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the >> Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at >> everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a >> brown bag on the seat next to Sally. >> >> >> >> >> >> "What in bag?" asked the old woman. >> >> >> >> >> >> Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of >> wine. I got it for my husband." >> >> >> >> >> >> The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then >> speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, "Good trade." >> >> >> >> >>---------------------------------