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Weekend Humour (Off Topic) - Hedgehog - 10-13-2006 >A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and >orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a >sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to >the bar and orders three more. > >The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes >flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a >time." > >The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in >Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, >we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank >together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." > >The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. >The >cowboy becomes a regula r in the bar, and always drinks the same way. >He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. > >One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take >notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second >round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but >I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." > >The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his >eyes and he laughs. > >"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife >and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking." >"Hasn't affected my brothers though."