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A smile will do you good This weeks humour - Hedgehog - 10-22-2006 >A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a >loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual >jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in >front of a large, silverback gorilla. > > > >Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and >holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with >his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink >dress. > > > >The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested >that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and >wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more >excited, making noises that would wake the dead. > >Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a >little more skin. > >She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. > > > >"Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This >drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips. > >Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung >her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. > > > >"Now. Tell HIM you have a headache!!!!!!!!!!!