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Weekend Humour (Off Topic) - Hedgehog - 10-28-2006 A man was lying on a blanket at the beach He had no arms or legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug" The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss". The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman walked over to him, knelt down and whispered in his ear, "Have you ever been F****d? The fellow looked up in amazement and said "No" The woman smiled and said "You will be when the tide comes in." Age is Wisdom RE: Weekend Humour��(Off Topic) - Moondog (FGM) - 10-30-2006 Lol