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Weekend Humour (Off Topic) - Hedgehog - 11-03-2006 >A Gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the >verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skilful hands >would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic. > >He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up >for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. > >When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist prepared >carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the >results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of >150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to >appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there >had been an error which needed adjusting." > >The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, >which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together >again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. The instructor went >on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the >exhaust pipe."