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Midweek Humour - Hedgehog - 11-22-2006 >A YOUNG MAN CALLED JOHN INVITED HIS MOTHER FOR DINNER. > >DURING THE COURSE OF THE MEAL, HIS MOTHER COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE HOW > >HANDSOME JOHN'S FLATMATE WAS. > >SHE HAD LONG BEEN SUSPICIOUS OF A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO, AND > >THIS ONLY MADE HER MORE CURIOUS. OVER THE COURSE OF THE EVENING, WHILE > >WATCHING THE TWO INTERACT, SHE STARTED TO WONDER IF THERE WAS MORE > >BETWEEN JOHN AND HIS FLATMATE THAN MET THE EYE. > > > >READING HIS MUM'S THOUGHTS, JOHN VOLUNTEERED, > >"I KNOW WHAT YOU MUST BE THINKING, BUT I ASSURE YOU, SIMON & I ARE JUST > >FLATMATES." > > > >ABOUT A WEEK LATER, SIMON CAME TO JOHN SAYING, "EVER SINCE YOUR MOTHER > >CAME TO DINNER, I'VE BEEN UNABLE TO FIND THE FRYING PAN, YOU DON'T >SUPPOSE > >SHE TOOK IT DO YOU?" > >"WELL, I DOUBT IT, BUT I'LL E-MAIL HER JUST TO BE SURE," SAID JOHN, SO >HE > >SAT DOWN AND WROTE: > > > >DEAR MOTHER, > > > >I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, I'M NOT > >SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT > >IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. > >LOVE JOHN > > > >SEVERAL DAYS LATER, JOHN RECEIVED AN E-MAIL FROM HIS MOTHER WHICH READ: > > > >DEAR SON, > > > >I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU > >"DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN > >HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW. > >LOVE MUM > > > > > >LESSON OF THE DAY: DON'T EVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER -SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS FINDS > >OUT > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RE: Midweek Humour - Copper - 11-23-2006 Ted... they dont get any better?? Remember what your son said - those Christmas crackers are gonna be empty by Xmas Day!! ;) Bootie RE: Midweek Humour - Hedgehog - 11-23-2006 Shane I think you best look on the Fragment notice board for a reference mate Cheers Ted RE: Midweek Humour - Copper - 11-23-2006 Reference to what?? What a great guy I am... LOL Bootie