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Doesn't pay to brag (Humour) - Hedgehog - 12-03-2006 > Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a > party. > > > After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those > who remained talked about their kids. > > > The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at > a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics > and Business > Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's > the president of the > company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the > line Mercedes for > his birthday." > > The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride > and joy He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school > to become a pilot. > Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority > of its assets. He's so rich > that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday." > > The third man said, "Well, thats terrific! My son studied in the best > universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own > construction company and is now a > multimillionaire. He also gave away somethign very nice and expensive to > his best friend for > his birthday, a 30 000 square foot mansion." > > > The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned > from the restroom and asked, "What are all the congratulations for?" > > > One of the three said, "We were talking about the pride we feel for > the success of our sons. "What about your son?" > > > The fourth man replied, "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a > stripper at a nightclub." > > The three friends said, "What a shame.... what a disappointment." > > > The fourth man man replied, "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I > love him. And he > > hasn't doen too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he > received a beautiful 30 000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top > of the line > Mercedes from his three boyfriends." >