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Blondies Diary (Humour) - Hedgehog - 12-08-2006 January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! bottles won't fit in typewriter! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on an escalator for hours.....power went out! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't??fit into those little packets! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it? November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 lbs! December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone! What a year ? RE: Blondies Diary (Humour) - SgtSteiner - 12-10-2006 :):):):)