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You can go home now (Humour) - Hedgehog - 12-15-2006 Subject: You can go home now.... > >> Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while >> they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Jim suddenly fell >> into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed >> there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom >> and pulled Jim out. >> >> When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she >> immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she >> now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell >> Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The >> good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to >> rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of >> another patient, I have concluded that your act displays >> sound-mindedness. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, >> hanged himself in his bathroom with the belt to his robe right >> after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." >> >> Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How >> soon can I go home?"