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Midweek Humour - Hedgehog - 01-03-2007 Senior Center Entertainment Night > > > It was entertainment night at the senior center and > the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came > from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. > > As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, > "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put > into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the > audience." > > The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful > antique pocket watch from his coat. > > "I want you each to keep your eye on this Antique watch. It's a > very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He > began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, > "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." > > The crowd of seniors became mesmerized as the watch swayed back > forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes > followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the > hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred > pieces. ."CRAP!" said the Hypnotist... > > It took 3 days to clean up the senior center. RE: Midweek Humour - British Tommy - 01-04-2007 ROFL!! That's a good one :)