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Midweek Humour - Hedgehog - 01-03-2007

Senior Center Entertainment Night
>
>
> It was entertainment night at the senior center and
> the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came
> from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
>
> As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced,
> "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put
> into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the
> audience."
>
> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
> antique pocket watch from his coat.
>
> "I want you each to keep your eye on this Antique watch. It's a
> very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He
> began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
> "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
>
> The crowd of seniors became mesmerized as the watch swayed back
> forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes
> followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the
> hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred
> pieces. ."CRAP!" said the Hypnotist...
>
> It took 3 days to clean up the senior center.



RE: Midweek Humour - British Tommy - 01-04-2007

ROFL!!
That's a good one :)