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ATTN!! ELGATO!! - Walrus - 01-15-2007 Hi Elgato Are we still playing? Was it something I said Seriously, if you wish to continue, you should send some files. Cheers Walrus RE: ATTN!! ELGATO!! - Weasel - 01-16-2007 Myabe it is the way you play guitar? :chin: RE: ATTN!! ELGATO!! - Grumbler - 01-16-2007 It doesn't matter how you play if no one sees you play; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCiBpRdI8Rs Fortunatly, we live in the age of technology and you are no longer chained down by some fat bastard with a cigar, who plans on you doing the work while he makes the money. Rent a drum machine and DL this; http://www.goldwave.com/ I think they still have a 30 or 90 day trial. So you have that much time to produce something like this; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyMzVXYLMHU An old hit that is out of copyright, remixed with a little bump added (little? Make sure your Koss QZ2000's are on tight and your neck brace is in place so you won't get whiplash) An old 60's hit re-mixed to modern tastes will get you publicity and a little cash, I think. IIRC, they are paying 1/100 of a cent per hit. So when you have the #1 video in the WORLD And several billion people have watched, those little bits of a penny start to add up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmQI6eD7kHU Shakira and jean have been hit almost 8 billion times. THAT is a huge pile of penny bits. ANd while in Shakira's case, the dude with the cigar IS getting his cut, the bigger the pie, the bigger the crumbs. In 1988, the number one hit for Feb and March was "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" by Nancy Sinatra. Re-mix it with your git fiddle solo add some bump, get your old lady and her nubile younger sister to jump around behind you in Harem outfits and wading boots and get a big penny jar. RE: ATTN!! ELGATO!! - Grumbler - 01-16-2007 Excuse me, 1966. Not enough coffee yet. RE: ATTN!! ELGATO!! - Walrus - 01-19-2007 BUMP!