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For the quick witted this is not me - Hedgehog - 01-17-2007 Subject: GOSH!!!!!!. Is This what awaits Us???????????? Subject: Ed and God Ed was 89 years old and went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith was a friend and said, "Ed, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?" Ed replied, "God and me are fine. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom - poof! - the light goes on, and when I'm done - poof! - the light goes off." "Wow!" commented Dr. Smith. "That's incredible!" A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called Ed's wife. "Ethel," he said, "Ed is doing fine. Physically, he's great. But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and - poof! - the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through - poof! - the light goes off?" Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again.