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Weekend Humour - Hedgehog - 03-24-2007 >> > Defense Attorney: > >> > Will you please state your age? > >> > > >> > Little Old Lady: > >> > I am 86 years old. > >> > > >> > Defense Attorney: > >> > Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of > >>April 1st? > >> > > >> > Little Old Lady: > >> > There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm > >>spring evening, > >> > when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside > >>me. > >> > > >> > Defense Attorney: > >> > Did you know him? > >> > > >> > Little Old Lady: > >> > No, but he sure was friendly. > >> > > >> > Defense Attorney: > >> > What happened after he sat down? > >> > > >> > Little Old Lady: > >> > He started to rub my thigh. > >> > > >> > Defense Attorney: > >> > Did you stop him? > >> > > >> > Little Old Lady: > >> > No, I didn't stop him. > >> > > >> > Defense Attorney: > >> > Why not? > >> > > >> > Little Old Lady: > >> > It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 > >>years ago. > >> > > >> > Defense Attorney: > >> > What happened next? > >> > > >> > Little Old Lady: > >> > He began to rub my breasts. > >> > > >> > Defense Attorney: > >> > Did you stop him then? > >> > > >> > Little Old Lady: > >> > No, I did not stop him. > >> > > >> > Defense Attorney: > >> > Why not? > >> > > >> > Little Old Lady: > >> > His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that > >>good in years! > >> > > >> > Defense Attorney: > >> > What happened next? > >> > > >> > Little Old Lady: > >> > Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and > >>told him > >> > "Take me, young man. Take me now!" > >> > > >> > Defense Attorney: > >> > Did he take you? > >> > > >> > Little Old Lady: > >> > Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, > >>the little bastard. > >> >