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Terrorist Teacher arrested!! - RedDevil - 04-04-2007 A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales (numero uno Meskin) said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer, Isosceles, used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'." 
RE: Terrorist Teacher arrested!! - PoorOldSpike - 04-04-2007 I hope this encourages schoolkids everywhere to report their teachers to the authorities, I wish somebody had strung up all my old maths teachers years ago on a specially-constructed mass gallows.. RE: Terrorist Teacher arrested!! - Antoni Chmielowski - 04-04-2007 Brilliant Randy ! RE: Terrorist Teacher arrested!! - herroberst - 04-05-2007 Meskin is a racial slur I would point out and suggest it not be used. RE: Terrorist Teacher arrested!! - Mad Baron - 04-07-2007 RE: Terrorist Teacher arrested!! - herroberst - 04-07-2007 Why not just hispanic- or latino-americans or immigrants? Ever think we have hispanic blitz members who might be offended? But, enough, this argument does not belong here. RE: Terrorist Teacher arrested!! - Mad Baron - 04-10-2007 I would agree. It was silly to make this an issue to begin with. No slur was made. People need to ''buck up''..... RE:��Terrorist Teacher arrested!! - Wild Bill - 04-11-2007 RE: Terrorist Teacher arrested!! - Dashammer75 - 04-11-2007 I agree Wildbill. Heck my fore fathers where germans Hessians does that make me a Rad. An american is just an american, to me that is enough too be proud of. RE: Terrorist Teacher arrested!! - PoorOldSpike - 04-11-2007 I was born and bred in the English midlands city of Leicester (pronounced Lester), King Lears old home town, (Lear-cester, gettit?) and our family go back generations in the area, my surname goes back unchanged to before 1066 Over its 2000+ years history, Leicester has been occupied in turn by the Iron Age Coritanian Tribe, the Romans, Vikings, Anglo-Saxons and Normans, and there may be some of all of them in my DNA somewhere so perhaps I should be fiercely proud of my heritage and forbid any racial stereotype slur directed at them? Nah, just call me a Limey mongrel sonofabitch anytime, I couldn't care less.. :) English bull mastiff ![[Image: bullmastiff.jpg]](http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/PoorOldSpike/bullmastiff.jpg) "That island of England breeds very valiant creatures, their mastiffs are of unmatchable courage" - French nobleman in Henry V |
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