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Terrorist Teacher arrested - RedDevil - 04-04-2007 A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales (numero uno Meskin) said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer, Isosceles, used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'." RE: Terrorist Teacher arrested - Deturk - 04-04-2007 Good, But You left out the last four lines of the Story. RE: Terrorist Teacher arrested - RedDevil - 04-04-2007 this was all we got emailed.. is the rest unfit? Can you email me the entire thing? RE: Terrorist Teacher arrested - Deturk - 04-04-2007 Here it is, maybe too political for the forums :conf: When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." RE: Terrorist Teacher arrested - Thor - 04-04-2007 FDLMAO! One of the BEST! Thanks Dev. Thor RE: Terrorist Teacher arrested - Von Luck - 04-05-2007 Glad to see you guy's in the USA can put up a bit of humour now and again as regards to all the terror crap.Sad world we live in now where you dont know what to do.6 Billion poeple and all it takes is 1 fanatic with a bomb to ruin your life and all family and friends forever.21'st Century and a better life it would seem not as we all have to watch our backs etc from crazed fanatic's.Mark my word's this is the new form of warfare 1 diehard versus 90 innocent Civilians.Ok ive had a few but my remarks are more than valid. RE: Terrorist Teacher arrested - Digger - 04-05-2007 Yeah bring back the good old days when there was plenty of water, houses were cheaper, traffic wasn't so bad and religious fanaticism wasn't so popular....Hope someone will learn from history. RE: Terrorist Teacher arrested - Mr. Guberman - 04-06-2007 ...or...when we were not...continually...making...war...against the wind... cheers curt