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Texas Cowboy Humour - Hedgehog - 04-21-2007 >>A Texas cowboy stopped at a restaurant in Mexico. While sipping his >> >>Tequila, he noticed a scrumptious looking platter being served at >>the >> >>Next table. >> >>Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the >>waiter, >> >>"What is that you just served?" >> >>The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are >> >>Bull's' testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" >> >>The cowboy said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation! Bring me an >>order!" >> >>The waiter replied, "I am so very sorry senor. There is only one >>serving >> >>Per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you >>come >> >>Early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you >>this >> >>Delicacy!" >> >>The next morning, the cowboy placed his order, and was served the >>one >> >>And only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites he called >>to >> >>The waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much >> >>Smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!" >> >>The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, >> >>"Is senor... Sometimes the bull wins." >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>