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Blondie - Hedgehog - 05-12-2007 How Blonde Is She??? She was Soooooooo Blonde... * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here" she wrote "Sagittarius." She Was Sooooooooooooo Blonde... * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." She was Soooooooooooooo Blonde... * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: She is sooooooooooooooo Blonde... She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.