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Weekend Humour - Hedgehog - 06-15-2007 IT HAPPENED DURING THE SUPER BOWL An older man had box seat tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a younger man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," the older gentleman says. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the youngster. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?" The older gentleman says, 'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, like a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The older gentleman shakes his head and says, "No. They're all at the funeral." IT WAS A GREAT GAME, WASN'T IT???? |