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Voted the best joke in Ireland 2006 - Hedgehog - 07-07-2007 Voted best joke in Ireland 2006 A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teacher's pet gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious." RE: Voted the best joke in Ireland 2006 - Tanker - 07-07-2007 Yes it will. Well done. RE: Voted the best joke in Ireland 2006 - Fubar - 07-07-2007 Hahahahahahahahaha........very good indeed. RE: Voted the best joke in Ireland 2006 - Mad Russian - 07-08-2007 Ok, if you can't start giving these jokes in English I'm afraid that we will have to ask the moderators to remove you from the site....or red clickie you to death..whichever comes first.... Good Hunting. MR RE: Voted the best joke in Ireland 2006 - Cpt Courageous - 07-08-2007 Thanks for speaking up MR. I thought it was only me. But these are a people who ate potatoes as a main course. Thus everything would be a peeling and they have the eyes for it. Get it? Peeling and eyes, potato stuff? Man I slay myself sometimes. RE: Voted the best joke in Ireland 2006 - Copper - 07-08-2007 stick to the games Rich.... :)