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Get it right!!!! - Hedgehog - 07-18-2007 Subject: 3 NUNS > Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. > > At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, >you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months >to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be. > > The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's >gone. > > The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone. > > The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.." > > St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask > > Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun. > > St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just >doesn't ring a bell." > > The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. >Peter. > > St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to >her and says. > > "No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was >laid by 1,400 men in 6 months." >