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Weekend Humour..Hope you all have a good Weekend - Hedgehog - 08-31-2007 One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95? " The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and one of Ken's Friends." ----------------------------------------------------------- Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under >your >vehicle. > >From the Daily News comes this story of a Walsall couple who drove >their car to Asda, only to have their car break down in the car park. > >The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed >! the car. > >The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On >closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under >the chassis. > >Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants >turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. > >Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, >quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into >place. > >On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself >staring at her husband who was standing idly by. > >The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. RE: Weekend Humour..Hope you all have a good Weekend - Koen - 08-31-2007