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Do it the way the Wife told you - Hedgehog - 12-16-2007 8 year old Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother. "Frank Brown showed me his willy today!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut" Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked, "Really small was it?" Sally replied, "No...Salty....!" -------------------------------------------------------- Three Men on a Hike > > Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large > raging, violent river. > > Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: 'God, please > give me the > strength to cross the river.' > > Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim > across in about 2 > hours, having almost drowned twice. > > After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me > strength and the > tools to cross the river' > > Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he > was able to row > across in about an hour after almost capsizing once. > > Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God, > please give me > the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river' > > Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one > hundred yards up > stream and walked across the bridge. > > > If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you! >