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The ultimate irish joke....Sent to me by a Irish Friend - Hedgehog - 12-19-2007 The Ultimate Irish Joke > > > > Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird > > section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over > > and asks if he can help them. > > "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up > > dere," says Gerry. > > > > The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. > > > > Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into > > Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass. > > > > At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, > > "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box, > > puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff. > > > > Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to > > the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains > > of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is >too fook'n dangerous for me!" > > > > THERE'S MORE... > > > > Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the > > pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another > > cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. > > "Hi, Paddy, watch dis," Seamus says. > > > > He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws > > himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as > > half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus > > continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every > > bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!" > > > > IT IS NOT OVER YET... > > > > Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean > > appears. > > > > He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out > > of which he pulls a chicken. > > > > Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the > > cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks > > his spine. > > > > Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was > > Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting... > > and now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!"