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A short CM night before christmas - Colonel Talvela - 12-23-2007 T’was 10 turns to go after my perfectly planned trap T’was no shooting, no moving – I had conquered the map. My units were positioned by the flags with little care, In hopes the “I surrender” message soon would be here. Infantry and guns were all snug in good cover, While shooting his routed men still was not over. And the wife – in only a ‘kerchief and rubbing my back - Was ready and wanting me to join her in the sack. But when I pressed ‘Go’ there arose such a clatter I bit at my nails for I feared to see what was the matter. Over the crest of the hill on this map with light snow Came showers of death to my men down below, When, what to my terrified eyes should appear, But one nasty Brumbar, and eight other Panz’eers What a nasty surprise, it happened so quick, I knew at that moment my arse was about to get kicked! More rapid than from flamers, my men how than ran The bombs whistled, my men shouted, and I cursed at the game. One Tiger, One Panther, One Hetzer, One Marder, A Stummel, a Nashorn, two StuHs – What Murder! On the top of the Hill! The sat like a wall! The blasted! They blasted! They blew away all! RE: A short CM night before christmas - Jobu88 - 12-23-2007 Brilliant!! 
RE: A short CM night before christmas - Figo - 12-24-2007 Outstanding! :) RE: A short CM night before christmas - Walkure - 12-24-2007 did you at least get the consolation prize........ my good man get into the sack. trust me your men will understand. Juan 
RE: A short CM night before christmas - Colonel Talvela - 12-24-2007 Walkure Wrote:did you at least get the consolation prize........ my good man get into the sack. trust me your men will understand. unfortunately elvis has left the building... if you know what i mean RE: A short CM night before christmas - Walkure - 12-25-2007 from one married man to another, being there done that :whis: Juan RE: A short CM night before christmas - Rico (FGM) - 12-25-2007 LOL -- CT, that was brilliant! :bow: RE: A short CM night before christmas - Combat Wombat - 12-25-2007 top work that man. now to see if I can get the wife to wear a "kerchief " ... |
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