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Have a good un - Hedgehog - 02-03-2008 Do you have a.... A woman is at home alone when she hears someone knock at the door. She opens it to see a man standing there. He asks her 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the past two days. He tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again'. The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the it. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it'. She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. Do you have vagina?'. . . . . . . 'Yes' she says . . . . . . The man replies . . 'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours... ------------------------------------------------------------- Subject: On the way to Melbourne... A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a > Blonde in Economy Class gets up & moves to the First Class section and sits down The Flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the Blonde passenger that she will have to return to her Economy seat. The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!' The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy, she is only entitled to an Economy seat and she will have to return to her original seat. The Blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!' Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest the Blonde who won't listen to reason. 'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!' The pilot goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, 'Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea', gets up and moves back to her seat in Economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. The pilot replied, 'I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne'