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Last one before the Holidays..LOL - Hedgehog - 03-09-2008 The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we made love, over fifty years ago?' 'We went behind your Dad's old barn, you leaned against the fence and we made mad love.' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'Let’s go back out there and see if we can do it again, for old time's sake?' 'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds crazy, but lets do it!' A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation. Chuckling to himself, he decided to follow them, to make sure they wouldn't get into trouble. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the old barn and make their way to the fence. They get all positioned and she leans against the fence. The old man moves in. Then, suddenly.... they erupt into the most furious sex the policeman has ever seen! This continues for about ten minutes. They both are making loud noises, moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground, like they're in some sort of a trance. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The Policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly a wonder; I've got to ask them what their secret is. As the couple walks past him, he says, 'Excuse me, but that was amazing. You must've had a fantastic love life fifty years ago. Is there some kind of a secret to this?' Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence!!