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Don't mess with the old folk ( Humour ) - Hedgehog - 06-01-2008 *_The Waiting Room_* This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.' 'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what seems to wrong with your ear, sir?' 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter. _Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!? --------------------------------------------------- Judge to prostitute, 'So when did you realize you were raped?' ??? Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the check bounced.' RE: Don't mess with the old folk ( Humour ) - SS_expandeux - 06-01-2008 Very good one ... still lol-ing around here RE: Don't mess with the old folk ( Humour ) - Hedgehog - 06-01-2008 Thanks SS, It made me laugh Don't forget Guys, You gotta laugh at your self now and then, It does work, Woman can't always see the funny side of things, But Hey they are woman....LOL Ted Age is Wisdom....You better believe