From a Popular Magazine in Zimbabwe, amusing - Printable Version +- Forums (https://www.theblitz.club/message_boards) +-- Forum: The Parade Ground (https://www.theblitz.club/message_boards/forumdisplay.php?fid=2) +--- Forum: General Discussions (https://www.theblitz.club/message_boards/forumdisplay.php?fid=86) +--- Thread: From a Popular Magazine in Zimbabwe, amusing (/showthread.php?tid=46671)

From a Popular Magazine in Zimbabwe, amusing - Hedgehog - 07-09-2008 ******************************************************************** Dear Auntie Rhoda, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. ********************************************************************* Dear Auntie Rhoda, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his ********************************************************************* Dear Auntie Rhoda, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? ********************************************************************* Dear Auntie Rhoda, What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR? ********************************************************************* Dear Auntie Rhoda, I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. ********************************************************************** Dear Auntie Rhoda, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? ********************************************************************* Dear Auntie Rhoda, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out? ********************************************************************* Dear Auntie Rhoda, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist a visit an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy. ********************************************************************* Dear Auntie Rhoda, Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it. ********************************************************************* Dear Auntie Rhoda, My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause. ********************************************************************* Dear Auntie Rhoda, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor. ********************************************************************* And the best for last................... Dear Auntie Rhoda, I was married to Murwere for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.