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Paddy - Hedgehog - 10-05-2008 Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your location sir?' Paddy: 'Outside number 28, Eucalyptus Street.' Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?' Silence. After a minute: Operator: 'Are you there sir?' Silence. A minute later: Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me!!?' This goes on for another few minutes until: Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me!!?' Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat. I just dragged him round to number 3, Oak Street.'