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The first Christmas joke..I know it's early what the heck - Printable Version +- Forums (https://www.theblitz.club/message_boards) +-- Forum: The Parade Ground (https://www.theblitz.club/message_boards/forumdisplay.php?fid=2) +--- Forum: General Discussions (https://www.theblitz.club/message_boards/forumdisplay.php?fid=86) +--- Thread: The first Christmas joke..I know it's early what the heck (/showthread.php?tid=48667) |
The first Christmas joke..I know it's early what the heck - Hedgehog - 10-28-2008 2008's First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Christmas Season Begins...... RE: The first Christmas joke..I know it's early what the heck - fastphil - 10-29-2008 hedgehog(FGM) Wrote:2008's First Christmas Joketerrible, terrible- so terrible I had to send it it to about 20 people.  :bow:
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