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Blonde Joke - Hedgehog - 12-11-2008 A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his Way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for Awhile, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky Voice, the woman next to him says, 'before you tell that joke, sir, I Think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should Know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 205 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional Weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that Joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters: 'No.... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..'