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Pick up Line - Hedgehog - 12-21-2008

Pickup line

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him,
looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen here good looking, I screw
anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door,
back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes
on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever
since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too.
What firm are you with?"