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A Double.....and Why Not - Hedgehog - 02-19-2009 Subject: Winter Blonde.... As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks On the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my Name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl Catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up And knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never Spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, And you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and Continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, Knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the Window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and You are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races To the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, And runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter in Essex and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!" ====================================================== Subject: FRENCHIE When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame deGaulle: "Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and international scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?" "A penis," replied Madame deGaulle. A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer... And no one knew what to say next. Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "Ma cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, 'appiness!'" RE: A Double.....and Why Not - Imp - 02-23-2009 Keep it up nice break from the day