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Sunday Humor - Mad Baron - 03-09-2009 Heaven is Where: The Police are British, The Chefs are Italian, The Mechanics are German, The Lovers are French and It's all organized by the Swiss. Hell is Where: The Police are German, The Chefs are British, The Mechanics are French, The Lovers are Swiss and It's all organized by the Italians. ~~~~~~~~ Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol. ~~~~~~~~ I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.