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My Moma said - Hedgehog - 05-04-2009 My Moma said ...there'd be days like this! A timid little guy is sitting at the bar - staring at his drink for a long time - when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, shoves him aside, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The biker then turns to the little guy with a menacing stare and says: "'What cha gonna do about it?' The poor little guy starts to cry. 'Come on you snivling piece of shit,' the biker growls, "What are you crying for - its only a damn drink.' 'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs. 'I can't do anything right:' 'I over-slept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener - and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life ...and then you show up and drink the damn poison.