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Otlig, Peiper & Von Luck in trouble ; Majog excluded as he is a professional - Big Dawg - 09-30-2009 German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6241440/German-men-are-worlds-worst-lovers-with-English-men-in-second-place.html WORLD'S WORST LOVERS: 1. Germany (too smelly) 2. England (too lazy) 3. Sweden (too quick) 4. Holland (too dominating) 5. America (too rough) 6. Greece (too lovey-dovey) 7. Wales (too selfish) 8. Scotland (too loud) 9. Turkey (too sweaty) 10. Russia (too hairy) WORLD'S BEST LOVERS 1. Spain 2. Brazil 3. Italy 4. France 5. Ireland 6. South Africa 7. Australia 8. New Zealand 9. Denmark 10. Canada RE: Otlig, Peiper & Von Luck in trouble ; Majog excluded as he is a professional - K K Rossokolski - 09-30-2009 WORLD'S BEST LOVERS 7. Australia You forgot the descriptor, Jack....in my case, too old! RE: Otlig, Peiper & Von Luck in trouble ; Majog excluded as he is a professional - Stryker - 09-30-2009 I'll never forget learning about Australian "foreplay" "Brace yerself Sheila!" Aussie chat-up line.... "D'yer wanna F*** ?" "No thanks" "Would you mind lyin' there while I have one?" 
RE: Otlig, Peiper & Von Luck in trouble ; Majog excluded as he is a professional - K K Rossokolski - 09-30-2009 Where did you learn that, Rudolf?....Earls' Court, perchance? RE: Otlig, Peiper & Von Luck in trouble ; Majog excluded as he is a professional - Stryker - 09-30-2009 Well... I've never actually visited Australia. :rolleyes: I don't know about English "lovers" being too lazy... too drunk more like... 
RE: Otlig, Peiper & Von Luck in trouble ; Majog excluded as he is a professional - Big Dawg - 10-01-2009 K K Rossokolski Wrote:WORLD'S BEST LOVERS I saw you give that lovely waitress a nice effort! Cheers my friend! RE: Otlig, Peiper & Von Luck in trouble ; Majog excluded as he is a professional - K K Rossokolski - 10-01-2009 That was 4 years ago, mate. And she was a sweetie, a true Georgia peach And Rudolph, Earl's Court is in London (SW5) Once known as "Kangaroo Alley (or Valley)" for the large population of Oz expats. Thought you might have met a sheila or two there in days gone by. RE: Otlig, Peiper & Von Luck in trouble ; Majog excluded as he is a professional - Stryker - 10-01-2009 ha ha... yes KKR I know where Earl's Court is (my point was, haven't been to Oz - so it must have been!).... met quite a few "sheila's" in Covent Garden in my time... Can't remember the name of the bar (The Outback Bar?). There was also "The Church" on sunday afternoons near Kings Cross... now that was wild.. full of Aussies, NZealanders and South Africans... mental place, but great fun. Oh, to be young again.....;) RE: Otlig, Peiper & Von Luck in trouble ; Majog excluded as he is a professional - Von Luck - 10-03-2009 :stir::stir::stir::stir:LOL Depends on what you mean by being to loud Jack(scream scream oh yeah thats the way more more)Who the f*** am i kidding. RE: Otlig, Peiper & Von Luck in trouble ; Majog excluded as he is a professional - Big Dawg - 10-03-2009 John, I read the headline & knew I had to include you in the title of my post. LOL ;) |
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