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Sound Advice - Hedgehog - 10-25-2009 A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open-heart bypass surgery. He awoke from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Cabrini Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.' The nun asked if he had any money in the bank. He replied. 'No money in the bank.' The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?' He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.' The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.' The patient replied, 'In that case send the bill to my brother-in-law.'