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Jokes for Yorkshire Men Ayup Lads - Hedgehog - 02-27-2010 [/i]Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us." A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!" Bloke from Barnsley with a sore arsehole asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?" Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?"