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Irish 999 Call - Hedgehog - 08-05-2012 An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 999. Irish woman: ''It's my bloody husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've bloody killed him!'' Operator: ''Please calm down Mam. Can you first make sure he is actually dead!'' *click* .. *BANG* Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat.................... What next?'' RE: Irish 999 Call - Compass Rose - 08-06-2012 Ouch!