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Tax Time - Hedgehog - 08-12-2012 TAX TIME A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little cocks last year." "Chicken Farmer it is." RE: Tax Time - Weasel - 08-13-2012 Ugh ;)