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Three Australians and Three Maori's - Hedgehog - 09-26-2012 Kia Ora you fullahs (and gidday dingos) Three Australians and three Maori's are travelling by train to a Rugby match at the World Cup in England . At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three Maori's buy just one Ticket between them. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks One of the Aussies. "Watch and learn bro," answers one of the Maori's They all board the train. The Aussies take their respective seats But all three Maori's cram into a toilet and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around Collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket Please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket In hand. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on. The Aussies see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after The game, they decide to go one better on the return trip and save Some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they get to the station for the return trip, the Maoris buy a single Ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Aussies don't buy A ticket at all!! "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Maori. "Watch and learn bro, " answers an Aussie ... When they board the train the three Aussies cram into a toilet and Soon after the three Maori's cram into another nearby. The train Departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Aussies leaves the toilet and walks Over to the toilet where the Maoris are hiding. He knocks on the door And says, "Ticket please." RE: Three Australians and Three Maori's - Compass Rose - 09-26-2012 
RE: Three Australians and Three Maori's - Weasel - 10-04-2012 ughhhhhh |
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