Scenario

[Hedgehog]

> Scenario:
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> You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
> On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine
> traveling at the same speed as you.
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> In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
> and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at
> ground
> level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the
> same speed as you.
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> What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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pAnswer:
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> Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed.

[speedyninja]

i was going to say "wake up," but obviously i've never reconnoiterred the shadowlands of the UK LOL