Antoni Chmielowski (FGM) Wrote:I am not POS`s biggest fan (and he knows it)
No mate, I didn't know you hated my guts too, et tu Brute! (sniffle)..
Hey who can ever forget the dramatic scenes surrounding the assassination in Julius Caesar as immortalised by the Bard -
CAESAR'S WIFE - "Last night I dreamt statues of you were dripping blood"
CAESAR - "Hmm a bad omen, I'd better stay home today"
WIFE - "Good, now go comb your hair and spruce yourself up a bit, mother's coming over later"
CAESAR - "Er.......on second thoghts I'd better go in to work, pressing affairs of state to attend to, you know how it is"..
SOOTHSAYER (on Capitol steps) - "Caesar! Beware the Ides of March!"
CAESAR - "F*** off yer crackhead"
Later -
CAESAR (staggering towards Brutus with multiple stab wounds) -"Aarghh, help me Brutus my loyal and trusted friend!"
BRUTUS - "F*** you Jack!" (stabs him)
CAESAR - "Arrgh you motherf*****, I thought you was my mate!"