Glasgow airport attack Humour

[Hedgehog]

Police have now named the men involved in the Glasgow airport attack.
> They are known as Singed Majeep and Mustafa Skingraft. One of the Glasgow
> bombers, Singed Majeep, is complaining that all he gets to eat in
> hospital
> is haggis, neeps and tatties. What the heck does he expect in the Burns
> unit?
>
> 2. The recent incident at Glasgow airport was NOT a terrorist attack,
> merely a mistake. Apparently, two Glasgow Muslims, Singed Majeep and
> Maheed Sanfire, were merely celebrating the festival of Ramavan..!
>
> 3. Did you know there is a new website for Muslim terrorists to get in
> touch with their old pals? It's at www.friends-reignited.com
>
> 4. McDonalds have announced the introduction of their new 'Flamin'
> McMuslim Burger', but regret that it is only available at the Glasgow
> drive thru..!
>
> 5. For sale: Green Cherokee Jeep, 20000 miles, one careful owner, goes
> like
> a bomb!
>
> Or ... For sale: Jeep Cherokee, slight over-heating problem, contact
> Bashyer Doorin!
>
> 6. So much for the cigarette ban! 2 men have already been caught
> 'smoking' at Glasgow airport..!!

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Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation,
get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed
in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night
before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked
if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible
College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the
behalf of the innocent."

They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to
the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness,and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I
just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power
of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."

They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all
immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and
release her.

The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm
from Kansas University and just graduated with a degree in
Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in




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