A Firefighter

[Hedgehog]

A Firefighter

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he
noticed
a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung
off the sides and
a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with
admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer.
The girl had
tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how
to run your
rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think
you could go
faster. '

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren.'