Job Op: C-in-C Wanted for Team Play
Wanted: an exceptional player to be our C-in-C of our Campaign Series team. We require someone who has excellent communication skills, understands battlefield tactics and knows how to command without squashing spirit.
Most importantly, we need someone who is going to help us win! Duh! Who are we? First, there is Rupert, a polite and generous Englishman with wonderful diction plus nerves of steel. Rupert is kind to strangers unless they are the enemy then he likes to run them over with his tank treds. He does that politely though. Then there is David Stewart, a bookish Canadian with a 1980s name, who would rather play than pay attention to most bodily functions. It is alright. We are playing via email and no one actually is in the same room with him.
We need an accomplished leader. Is that you? If so, please answer our ad.
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